Emma ChaseVaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them.
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Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite.Penises are defenseless against them. How do you think the world would be if men were defenseless against vaginas? I mean, they’re totally unkillable and no man could ever defeat them. But wait, if men couldn't defeat vaginas, then the world would be a mess because then there would be no one to shag and therefore no one would reproduce and then we'd all die.
That's why we need penises. They're like kryptonite to vaginas.
Source: Tangled
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